17. Give 110% effort: WORK ONE'S BUTT OFF. No matter how hard I've worked, my BUTT has always still been there. I cry foul!
27. Be excessively verbose: TALK ONE'S EAR OFF. Do your ears ever get tired? Have they fallen off?
49. Mourn at length: CRY ONE'S EYES OUT. When the tears flow, to no end, taking the eyeballs with them.
63. Worry to an extreme degree: PULL ONE'S HAIR OUT. To look at me, one might think I've been doing this. But, no - it's just old age.
Hi gang, it's the tattered remains of JazzBumpa here. Let's see if we can get through this puzzle without further abuse.
Looks like this is Jesse Goldberg's premier appearance in the L.A. Times. Nice job, Jesse, and congrats. Hope to see more of your work in the future.
1. __ Springs: PALM. Palm Springs, a city in the Sonoran Desert of southern California, is known for its hot springs, stylish hotels, golf courses and spas.
5. Word with base or boot: CAMP. A base CAMP is a main encampment providing supplies, shelter, and communications for persons engaged in wide-ranging activities, as exploring, reconnaissance, hunting, or mountain climbing. A boot CAMP is a military training camp for new recruits, with strict discipline.
9. National Poetry Month: APRIL. Also the cruelest month, according to a poem.
14. Six-time MLB All-Star Moisés: ALOU. Moisés Rojas Alou Beltre [b1966] is an outfielder who played for several teams in the major leagues over 17 years with a .303 batting average.
15. Curved molding: OGEE.
16. Water under the Pont de Normandie: SEINE. French river.
20. Publicity photos from movies: STILLS. Stationary shots extracted from a movie scene.
21. Swedish pop quartet: ABBA. I can't get away from them.
22. Day care charge: TOT. Young child
23. Illegal freeway maneuvers, for short: UIES. A 180 degree arc to reverse course. Sadly, the spelling is nonstandard and arbitrary, so perps are always needed.
25. Meat cut: LOIN. The part of the body on either side of the vertebrae adjacent to the hip bones.
33. Santa __ winds: ANA. These are strong, extremely dry downslope winds that originate inland and affect coastal Southern California and northern Baja California. They originate from cool, dry high-pressure air masses in the Great Basin. One theory is that they are named for the Santa ANA canyon.
34. Brood: STEW. Worry, not necessarily with hair tearing.
35. Wild child: TERROR. Little trouble maker.
37. Syndrome after a life-threatening experience, briefly: PTSD. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
39. Title for tennis great Andy Murray: SIR. [b 1987] He is a British professional tennis player from Scotland. Murray represents Great Britain in his sporting activities and is a three-time Grand Slam tournament winner, two-time Olympic champion, Davis Cup champion, winner of the 2016 ATP World Tour Finals, and former world No. 1.
41. Selfish shout: MINE.
42. __ Club: conservation group: SIERRA. An environmental organization founded in 1892 by John Muir.
45. Carpet type: SHAG. Carpet with a deep pile, giving it a shaggy appearance.
48. QB stats: TDS. TouchDowns.
52. Unlikely, as a chance: SLIM. Curiously, FAT chance means the same thing.
53. Carrie-__ Moss of "Jessica Jones": ANNE. She [b1967] is a Canadian actress who has also appeared in several movies.
54. Dedicated poem: ODE.
57. "Livin' la Vida __": LOCA. The crazy life.
67. Boris Johnson's alma mater: ETON. British School, 4 letters - you know what to do.
68. "The Snowy Day" Caldecott winner __ Jack Keats: EZRA.
69. Tons: SLEWS. A whole bunch. Cf 2D
70. Ran out of juice: DIED. As a battery, or battery powered device.
71. Ready to drive: TEED. Ready to play a hole of golf, or a whole bunch of golf.
1. Cats play with them: PAWS. They don't have hands.
2. Loads: A LOT. Tons. A bunch. Mucho. Cf 69 A.
3. Greiner of "Shark Tank": LORI. [b 1969] An American entrepreneur, television personality, and inventor.
4. Arctic footwear: MUKLUK. A high, soft boot that is worn in the American Arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin.
5. Agree: CONSENT. Go along with.
6. It's just a number, so they say: AGE. Don't let your age be a boundary or a limitation.
7. Elevated landform: MESA. Table-land: an isolated flat topped hill with steep sides.
8. Little rock: PEBBLE. A small, rounded stone, especially one worn smooth by water action.
9. Rogers' partner: ASTAIRE. Ginger and Fred. They were pretty good.
11. Hilarious one: RIOT.
12. The 411: INFO. From the telephone number for directory assistance n the U.S. and Canada.
13. Took off: LEFT. That's right.
18. Hodgepodges: OLIOS. Confused mixtures.
19. WWII sea threat: U-BOAT. Undersea boat: submarine.
24. Views: SEES. Observes.
26. Typical behavior: NORM. The usual.
27. Brewpub array: TAPS. Devices for controlling the flow of liquids.
28. Bit of foolishness: ANTIC. A grotesque, fantastic, or ludicrous gesture, act, or posture.
29. Surgical tool: LASER. A high energy light beam that vaporizes soft tissue with high water content.
30. Havarti alternative: SWISS. Types of cheese. Havarti is Danish. My favorite Swiss cheese comes from Norway.
31. Corn chip: FRITO. Brand name
32. Ballet bend that sounds like a cheese dish: FONDU. After this demonstration, you can have fun doing it.
38. Prohibitionists: DRYS. Those opposed to the consumption of alcohol.
40. Ostrich relative: RHEA. Distant cousins from distant continents.
43. Deodorant choices: ROLL ONS.
44. Negative particle: ANION. An atom or molecule with an extra electron.
46. "Atlas Shrugged" novelist: AYN RAND.
47. Bottled spirits: GENII. Spirits of Arabian folklore, as traditionally depicted imprisoned within a bottle or oil lamp, and capable of granting wishes when summoned.
Would the drys object?
50. Hosted: EMCEED. To have been the Master of Ceremonies.
51. Like passwords, ideally: SECRET. Not known or seen by others.
54. Declines, with "out": OPTS. To OPT is to make a choice.
55. Twofold: DUAL. Having two parts or aspects.
56. Fashion magazine since 1945: ELLE. Founded n Paris. The name is a French female pronoun.
58. Italian wine region: ASTI. A provence in Piedmont, northern Italy.
60. Move like a blob: OOZE. Slowly seep.
61. Bait: LURE. Enticement.
62. Somewhat: A TAD.
64. Close to the ground: LOW.
65. Manual weed whacker: HOE. A long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding and breaking up soil.
OK. We had some fun and survived with our remaining body parts intact. Hope the rest of your Wednesday is enjoyable and harmless. Stay home. Stay safe. Wash your hands.